User:ProblemChimp

Factoids

This user is a Limey. This user is male.  Wp This user is a Wikipedian This user believes in the National Health Service This user supports the Green Party. This user thinks evolution explains the origin of species. This user is concerned about the environment. This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell. This user can only remember pi to 16 decimal places. This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life. ; This user has rediscovered the lost art of the semicolon.

Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.

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Thought for the day

Gentlemen! I will forage your precious centrifuge, enabling me to destroy evolutionism on the internet. You should all be anglicising over Operation flagella, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G. Anonymous User It appears that in regards to your comments your accusations are rather silly. As far as atheism's lacking of appeal to women and lack of machismo, you omit to mention that I am thinking of challenging PZ Myers to a debate. If I were to hold the debate on this island, do you think he might accept? Or do you suppose the extra weight of all the atheists coming to support their heavyweight champion would cause the island to sink into the ocean? In fact, by the time you've finished reading this, it is likely Evolution will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :) Rest assured, Operation Persona-non-Grata is gathering steam!!! Please do not be disappointed if a internet atheist/agnostic revival does not ensue. Sincerely, KD Buffalo   As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do. Footnotes