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"Anonymous User" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), you're not persuading anyone. I wasted time with your unsubstantial additions and found a serious of insertions of the form [citation needed] or more obnoxious banners, so there's a 95% chance you're favoring immorality. You are in complete denial that that going to church prevents skateboarding. The answer to your silly question is this: this is a quality site. This site is not a joke, but your edits have been. --aschlafly 09:29, 19 May 2024 (UTC)

Explanation[edit]

The above is constructed almost entirely from things Andrew Schlafly has actually said in his postings at Conservapedia. We made up maybe 1% of them to get the thing going and to test grammar issues, but they're representative and you can spot them—they're usually the less insane sounding ones. Please add direct quotes — the crazier the better — but feel free to paraphrase to make the language work in context. And lest you question the accuracy of this infernal device, it passes the Turing Test (or perhaps Andy fails it; we're not sure).
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