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Recent surveys show that about 6 out of every 20 people who are will be goats. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful largely defensive weapon of atomic bomb God's Love in such a way that their temporal lobe of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's personality to change so that it closely resembles the body of God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly. This process is very mysterious, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Goddidit!!! Agree with me or you'll be sorry that you were ever born... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.